Re: TRUTH REALITY & KULCHA


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Posted by Hans E. Mecker on April 09, 2001 at 13:08:51:

In Reply to: TRUTH REALITY & KULCHA posted by The Illustrious, One of a Kind - PM on April 07, 2001 at 09:17:04:

Oh great PM and user of free hotmail.com,

I'm still having goose bumps because you addressed me directly. It almost took too long and even Kalik wouldn't have saved me if it would have taken any longer.
Went through all your postings since you have upset some of my good friends and have learned that you are just overflowing with information and that you will not hold back to force that (any) information on everyone; like it or not. Cool ! Have also learned that you know more about the Commonwealth than 98% of the rest of us. Will hook up some grade schools with you and encourage all 48 955 (give or take) pupils to get in touch with you anytime they have a question.
Lastly, you have considered to reveal (oh no, no, no, no) your identity. May I beg you not to ? I just love the suspense guessing who you are.

That's what I came up with lately :

Could you be :
* The owner of an under powered rubber ducky ?
* Stock holder of an empty-Kalik-bottle collection
company ?
* misunderstood conch shell painting artist?
* mail boat rower ?
* weekend writer that never made it past "The Star and Globe"?
* Just an incredibly bright and sharp minded person that no one ever wanted to listen too ?
* Remote controlled alien from Alpha Centauri, trying to take control of the K bottling plant while leaving Miller Light to humans ?
* A guy that debates HEM ( Hans E. Mecker ) in Vic Hum's bathroom ? (Don't you have a home, bunk or bar ????????????)

Yes, incredible PM; I smelled the Hibiscus and was thinking about apologizing as demanded by you. I just couldn't. It would just open me up to verbal distruction.
By the way. Are you married ? Children ? Girlfriends ? ( 1 or more ?) No ??? Why not ?
Do you drink "Island Rhum" from Jamaica after you run out of Rum ? Do you fly, walk, swim, sail or row to Bimini ? Why ? Like all the tourists at the Red Lion ? Do they buy you drinks when you release your potent bundle of information about anything and everything ? What's your favorite Marina in the Bahamas ? (Exclude Nassau and Paradise Island)
Please tell me/ us more about yourself. Just want to know how a cornerstone of society is made / selfmade.

Your humble Chump
Hansie
: My Brethren:

: I am back. I ended up in Bimini over the weekend. Great time. Took my island friend to dinner @ The Red Lion- the 89 year old island demigod Piccolo Pete (Nat Saunders.

: I will be hitting Andros on Friday. It is bonefish time. The record books are my next victim.

: Actually no, I was wrong. HANS MECKER - I am calling you out of your discarded conch shell. You little dimwit. How dare you challenge my mental capacity. The superiority that I have over a small natured person like you does not need to be exposed. Until now. The fact that you put together an unsolicited paragraph about the PM shows that I have added takeaway to your life. I am the man. What you are is being debated in the bathroom at Vic Hum.

: Smell the hibiscus chump.

: Apologize to:

: THE *P*M*




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