Posted by The PM on June 24, 2001 at 09:33:35:
In Reply to: Re: Coco Cay posted by Starfish on June 18, 2001 at 17:48:32:
I do not have any info re: cruise ships or there private adventure islands.
I can tell you thought that the cruise industry is sleazy. The dump their trash in the beautiful ocean. They float around fat people that love all you can eat buffets. They shelter tourists from the real culture of the islands.
You are not going to the Bahamas. You are going to a floating obesity vessel. The people you will be with are the same types that are at happy hour at the localbar - except on the fat boat, it is always happy hour.
Cruise ship? How about calling it the LOAF BOAT?
The PM is officially at war with the cruise industry.
Official saying of 2001 'You cruise, you lose.'
FYI: Did you know that 45% of males between the ages of 19 and 34 that take cruises have mullets? It is true.
Want a hillbilly holiday - TAKE A CRUISE!!!